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4 I (h)F yet 2 C.

OMG, Tarantino is fucking brilliant. Now I wish I had written this post a few hours earlier. But this way you’ll get a longer version, so all’s good.

As any good satiricist Tarantino isn’t afraid to take shots at anybody, even himself. Remember him in From Dusk Till Dawn, directed by his pal Robert Rodriguez? Fantasizing about Juliette Lewis asking him to lick her pussy? He wrote the script and made himself a dork. Or Planet Terror, also by Rodriguez?

Dick

I’m a wigger, he’s a wigger, she’s a wigger, we some wiggers, don’t you wanna be a woman too?

Dickgirl

And yes, I totally understand how badly I got owned tonight. But as they say, it takes a thief to catch a villain to write a villain.

I hear Six Days in Fallujah is having trouble getting published. I wonder how a game where you play Native Americans fighting the colonialists would sell. Or even one where you play the colonialist side. I bet Tarantino would be able to appreciate the irony in that.

Back in the 80s Nintendo was driven not by one, but two genius developers. Their approaches to game making were somewhat opposed to each other, so opposed in fact they put each others characters on the head.

Miyamoto:	Take this, Gunpei!		⇒
Yokoi:	I can 1-up you on that!		⇒
Aonuma:	Hey, I’m here, too!		⇒
Abe:	Me too, me too!		⇒
Some guy at Konami:	Needs more emo.		⇒

Note that this article is pure speculation and I really have no idea how all these icons really came into being.