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I miss the times when children where writing porn…

Animeg3282 wrote:

Ranma woke up. The sun was in his eyes. He smiled. Today was his birthday!
He jumped out of bed and went into the bathroom. He opened the door. There
sitting in the bathtub was Akane. “HEY! You jerk!!! Close the darn door!” she
said.

Ranma said “Why would I be looking at you anyway! You’re flat!” Akane said
“Shove it!” Ranma closed the door. Akane sure could be a pain at times. He went
to the other bathroom and started his shower. When he finally came out of the
shower and into the kicthken Kasumi said “Oh my! It’s your birthday isn’t it?”
“Yea” said Ranma.

Kasumi said “I’ve fixed a feast! We’ll have it later today! Also,Ranma some
young ladies have showed up and say they’ll give you a SPECIAL birthday
present!” Ranma walked towards the door. Ukyo and Shampoo were standing there
in their skimpest,laciest clothes fighting. Ukyo said “I’m better in bed than
you!!” Shapo siad”You rely on toy! Shampoo REAL woman” Ranma said “Stop it
chicks.”    Akane ran down the stairs mallet in hand and hit both Uyko and
Shampoo. “He’s not interested in any of YOU!” Ukyo said “Well,he’s not
interesting a flat chested uncute little $^& like YOU either!” Shampoo said
“Shampoo REAL woman!!” Ranma said ‘Whatever and turned away” Akane said “I’m
your REAL fiancee! I SHOULD have sex with you!!” Ukyo said “I’m your fiance and
I’m MUCH cuter than YOU!” Shampoo said “Shampoo REAL woman!” Ranma said”The old
man would get pissed if I slept with anyone except Akane. Sorry,gals” Akane
hugged Ranma and they went up to his room. Ranma siad “You may be my real
fiancee but you probaly can’t suck dick worth a CRAP” Akane said “OH yes I
CAN!” and pulled Ranma’s pants down. She started licking his dick slowly and
then started to suck. “Oh GOD Akane! You CAN suck dick!!” Nabiki siad “How many
yen WILL people pay for this?” “NABIKI!!!” they both said and Akane stopped
sucking Ranma’s dick long enough to hit her sister over the head with a mallet.

Small Girl

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SM Dub immune!

Early adulthood has made her a crusading moe monster. Which I created. By adding so many corpses to the zombie cutie army.

Originally not posted on 8th of March (of the Minis).

OMG, Tarantino is fucking brilliant. Now I wish I had written this post a few hours earlier. But this way you’ll get a longer version, so all’s good.

As any good satiricist Tarantino isn’t afraid to take shots at anybody, even himself. Remember him in From Dusk Till Dawn, directed by his pal Robert Rodriguez? Fantasizing about Juliette Lewis asking him to lick her pussy? He wrote the script and made himself a dork. Or Planet Terror, also by Rodriguez?

Dick

I’m a wigger, he’s a wigger, she’s a wigger, we some wiggers, don’t you wanna be a woman too?

Dickgirl

And yes, I totally understand how badly I got owned tonight. But as they say, it takes a thief to catch a villain to write a villain.

I hear Six Days in Fallujah is having trouble getting published. I wonder how a game where you play Native Americans fighting the colonialists would sell. Or even one where you play the colonialist side. I bet Tarantino would be able to appreciate the irony in that.