nanashi » s-so-sorry http://nanashi.org Riding on Fractalus Mon, 02 Aug 2010 09:32:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Open Secret http://nanashi.org/2009/11/21/open-secret/ http://nanashi.org/2009/11/21/open-secret/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:25:51 +0000 nanashi http://nanashi.org/?p=536 You know, I keep so many shameful secrets that nobody must ever know. Of course I’d do anything to prove them wrong if they’re ever revealed. The problem is, I’m like an open book for everybody to read in. All my complexes are so easily seen through it’s really tough for me to keep my secrets. And since everyone around me always sees only the facts and nobody is ever distracted by their own wishful thinking it’s no wonder things like these happen:

So when the above image emerged on the internet there was really only one option for me. I of course spent $5000 on cock implants right the next day. Good thing I’m filthy stinking rich and have all the resources in the world to change history to make me look better. Isn’t it great if you don’t have to confront reality but instead you’re the one to create it.</sarcasm>

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