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Good news, teuto-illiterates! Since the last installment everyone in Germany learned perfect English, even the st00pid politicians. So you can enjoy the sequel in the language the world was meant to speak. And since games are becoming less and less cool this time as a movie!

Here’s a transcript of the trailer:

Journalist: I must say your argument that pirates steal not only from the industry but also society as a whole and that the spread of piracy eats away the foundation of things to pirate even getting produced is really making a difference in the world. Who would have thought that people actually can’t resist a good argument?

Angela: Yes indeed, who would have thought.

Journalist: But you being a representative of the Christian party surely there must be another dimension to your argument. When will you reveal your true intentions and use it to combat childless singles and couples?

Angela: But I would never suggest such a thing! *hair blush*

Journalist: Well maybe you shouldn’t. The opposition has come up with a reform of the pension scheme in which pensions will be payed by the individual and not the younger generation. Also instead of supporting families and encouraging child birth money should be spent on the educational system instead.

Angela: That’s a good program. You think I can steal copy twat one as well before they kick me out of office?

Journalist: You just might. Also, you’ll be happy to hear that fascism has become trendy again.

Angela: I was so waiting for that day! Return of the §218!!!1eintz!!1 Thank you for the interview!

Do guys really enjoy facializing women? Speaking from experience I have to say the answer is yes. Do women really enjoy having their face covered in cum? Speaking from experience I have to say not really. Some might, but it didn’t really do much for me. It’s really something that seems to be totally hot when you see it in porn but turns out not particularly great once you experience it. Being on the receiving side, I mean. Shooting your load on a face is a fantastic feeling for a guy. So is shooting it on a stomach, on tits, on a ass or inside a pussy. Well essentially shooting your load feels good. Who would have thought.

So are facials just something guys learn to like by watching porn? I don’t really think so. Porn is made mostly by men for men and it depicts their fantasies and expectations. That the women in porn are often faking it is a given and most of the time you can tell too.

So are facials humiliating? Yes. As is getting on your knees to give head. Or getting on all fours to get mounted. But that is exactly what makes it hot. Do guys want to humiliate women? Not in general. Some do but most just follow their instincts. So do women want to be humiliated? Not in general. Some do but most just follow their instincts.

It’s only humiliating when you feel that way. And can’t enjoy the parts that are enjoyable. And if you don’t enjoy something to the degree of dislike you shouldn’t let anybody do it to you. But you should also try to understand your significant other. They don’t hate you and they weren’t programmed to do things to you that you don’t like. They might just enjoy some things you don’t. Surely there’s enough things that you both enjoy. Accept their likes as they should accept your dislikes.

What you shouldn’t do is spy on your significant other to find out what disgusting things he really wants to do to you. And then punishing him for it without ever talking about it.

Oh, but if I talk to him about it he will end up talking me into it as he’s so good with words. Well, put him to the test. Does he really accept a no even after he spent a lot of time to convince you to try it? If not, then well this is clearly an abusive relationship. You better separate him then.

That would be going too far, you say? He really isn’t that bad but maybe he won’t be able to control himself when he’s about to come? Well maybe you kind of already agreed to it. Maybe you actually prefer it to, let’s say, drinking it. Maybe you can do it if you trust him enough to allow it. Maybe it’s something he can look forward to in the future.

Why am I repeating stuff from sex counseling articles? Can’t you go out and find those yourself. Is this really what you expect to read here, what you come here for?

And don’t you agree that this article is much better than yesterday’s?

Anybody remember the original Super Mario Kart and its battle mode? I loved that one. Made the game worthwhile even though I don’t really like racing games.

In that battle mode the best item to have was of course the red shell. When I got one I usually headed for the open space in the middle of each course and tried to take the opponent head on. Even if I couldn’t see them I often would just let the red shell loose as it is easy to get another one as long as the opponent doesn’t break the chain. And in the open space the shell has enough room to turn and get the opponent even if they are behind you.

You can of course look at the opponent’s screen to see in which color sector they are to go chase them. Or you can check in the same way if they can see you which means they’re already behind you. But I often blindly shot the shell relying on pure intuition. The majority of times I just missed. But when I hit them it was spectacular.

Porn. In a way it’s the ultimate tool of male emancipation. Skip all the flirting, dating, compliments, money spending, caring, etc. Canned sexuality of a few women obsoleting the rest of them. Cheating the majority of women of reaping the benefits of their sexual predicament. Porn. It’s my poison. It’s my literature. It’s my solitude. It’s my “can’t get laid in Germany”.

Feeds. Cheating me of my well deserved hits.

Indifference. Not caring about what people think. Not caring for achievements. Not being subject to opinion. Not being easily manipulated. Avoiding achievement. Taking the money. Taking the info. Not taking sides. Understanding everything. Cheating the educational system of their trophy. Cheating society of my gift.

Decency. Cheating men of those would be sluts craving to be unchained.

Home. My home is my castle. It’s my refuge. The world must stay outside. No duties to anybody but myself. Privacy. Not caring about appearance. Slacking off. Enjoying myself. Cheating the world of its star.

Showering. Cheating horny sluts of that sweet ripe smell.

Brilliance. Observation. Keen intellect. Open eyes. Quick grasp. Cheating people of their defenses. Cheating them of their secrets. Cheating them of the silence of shame.

Spycams. Cheating me of my “most brilliant mind in the history of the universe”-superiority.

You want to be my pimp? You want to be my dealer? Please throw some pills in my coke. Please throw me some. Please. Please!

Pass da sword on the left hand side
Pass da sword on the left hand side
We got the beats
You got the beats that make me jump, jump, jump
We got the beats
You got the beats that make me rocky dodi dum
Pass da sword on the left hand side
Pass da sword on the left hand side
I got the rhymes
I got the rhymes to make you jump, jump, jump
I got the rhymes
I got the rhymes to make you rocky dodi dum

Best book since Tokio Hotel, Final Fantasy and Dollhouse. And yes, I know none of those are books.

But really, best book since Palahniuk’s Diary. And Emanuela and LAMB.

I wonder if maybe now that TH’s success has dropped to normal levels and Sido still being on the rise the feature he was suggesting years back might have a better chance of actually happening… If Bill Kaulitz and Sido were to team up I’d make them rape my ass and mouth so hard they can’t move their hips anymore from all the hard and deep thrusting. I want the tips of their obscenely long cocks to touch inside my stomach and kiss each other!

And by them I mean their fan turned fiction boo hoo lighters, of course.

Look at him. He’s huge!

First you do this a few times…

Then you get this…

you won. And since you’re a Zelda 2 type boss, you also lost. Sucks, doesn’t it? Because a good boss needs to lose for the game to be won. So everybody loses, me, you-me and us.

I won’t continue, I won’t retry, I’ll just be miserable. Because that’s how I do things.

Titanic > FFX > me > internet > James Cameron > Avatar

Would you like me to do this? No? Didn’t think so.

I like to play but I don’t like 24/7. I said so repeatedly. Concepts like slavery and rape only become desirable when they are divorced from reality. I understand that actual victims of these things, people who were really enslaved or raped, are crept out by people like me who use these terms in an almost belittling way.

I’m sorry for that and although I most probably can’t begin to understand the true horrors of these concepts it’s exactly that what makes them so fascinating. It’s a matter of degrees really, we all become victims of crimes of different scopes and we all have mixed reactions towards them. Experienced in small doses the positive reactions may even prevail, or maybe if the one who dishes out the humiliation also offers a lot of positive things we may forget that the crimes are actually despicable and not part of a package of a gift.

When part of play it might even be desirable to up the degree of humiliation, to go to your limits, to get more than you bargained for. You might even understand at one point why this is not really desirable. When you finally reach your limit.

I often stress the potential of games to turn you into a criminal. This doesn’t mean that games should turn decent people into monsters but rather, by comparing the acts done in the game to one’s own actions in life, one is confronted with their own inner monster and has to acknowledge their own indecency.

And yes, being evil can also be empowering. When part of consensual play this is a very good thing. But then it’s not really all that empowering, is it? The power is an illusion, a fake gift given by the one really in power. The criminal pretending to be the victim. You really want to be in control, dictate the rules, teach the criminal a lesson.

Or maybe make them remember that they really are a victim after all and don’t just pretend to be. Anyway, you crossed so many lines and did it so often, it cannot be justified anymore. If it could ever. Stop pretending your actions compare to mine or that it would even validate them if it were true. Or that I ever wanted any of this.

I understand that security cams offer just that, security, but if they are used as a tool for trolling I refuse to excuse them.

You so funny guys. But keep trying.

You must have suspected me to see you as just a ticket to SEX, or at least to the matrix forum. In fact I couldn’t care less about the one and only forum or SEX when I can get sex instead. Today, tomorrow and twice on the day after that one. Really, info can be lurked and if people don’t want me to contribute I don’t mind them having it their way. It compliments my general lazyness. And while SEX provides more interesting work they’re also too demanding. See BELOW for details.

But it becomes more and more clear that you really see me as (just?) a ticket to hell. Well I got news for you. I (capitalized for emphasis) am not the one who should apologize to anyone. Or play stupid roles in stupid scenarios. Especially if they involve gitantei traps (or don’t they?).

Also, I hate pets. And I don’t want children. And sorry for spilling your salad thrice over.