Ticket to Hell
You must have suspected me to see you as just a ticket to SEX, or at least to the matrix forum. In fact I couldn’t care less about the one and only forum or SEX when I can get sex instead. Today, tomorrow and twice on the day after that one. Really, info can be lurked and if people don’t want me to contribute I don’t mind them having it their way. It compliments my general lazyness. And while SEX provides more interesting work they’re also too demanding. See BELOW for details.
But it becomes more and more clear that you really see me as (just?) a ticket to hell. Well I got news for you. I (capitalized for emphasis) am not the one who should apologize to anyone. Or play stupid roles in stupid scenarios. Especially if they involve gitantei traps (or don’t they?).
Also, I hate pets. And I don’t want children. And sorry for spilling your salad thrice over.